They ask me a few questions and they tell me that it’s probably “pseudo-menses”.
Pseudo-menses, you mean like a period?!
Now I thought I was prepared for a lot of things. Not all things, but a lot of things. But a BABY PERIOD! Holy Crap!
I was relieved but flabbergasted. WHY DONT THEY TELL YOU THIS CAN HAPPEN BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOSPITAL!!
“Feel free to take the diapers and wipes, leave the linens and oh yeah, here are some baby tampons because your NEWBORN DAUGHTER might get her period”
I’m just saying a little warning would have been nice. I read so many books and was registered with so many websites and I NEVER heard of this!
After about a week it was gone, just like a regular period.
Call me gross but I had to show people too, so when people came over I would show them by kid’s period diaper. HA!
It would explain her little baby boobies and mood swings.